If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.
100% accurate. Every time. Or give you a boner.
ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me
Find three hobbies you love: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to be creative.
I kind of like it.
To install iOS 8 on your Apple device, you may have to free up some space by deleting apps and photos, clearing out your loft, selling your car, burning all your clothes and putting grandma into a home.